(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(GROWLING)
Nice try, Beast Boy.
Aw!
(HUMMING)
(COUGHING)
(RETCHING)
If you're regurgitating
owl pellets into
my cereal again,
I am not amused.
Aw!
(HUMMING)
Your wit never gets old.
Aw!
You guys are no fun!
We're sick of you playing
pranks on us all the time.
And we're not gullible enough
to fall for them anyway.
Then it's a good thing
there's a Titan who is.
I can always
count on Starfire.
I'm gonna scare her good.
(MOSQUITO BUZZING)
(GROANS)
Please, desist.
Stop it!
You will not take my blood,
evil vampire bug!
Ow!
Beast Boy?
Is that you in the form
of a mosquito?
(CHUCKLES)
Yes.
Ow, you got me.
(GROANS)
Oh! Hang on to
your life force,
I will get help
for you, friend.
BEAST BOY: No!
It's too late.
(GROANS) Oh! Ah!
I'm a goner. Oh!
Goodbye, cruel world.
Ah! Goodbye!
(GROANING)
(GASPS)
By the moons of Zenoglurb,
I have killed Beast Boy.
-Boo!
-(SHRIEKS)
Beast Boy?
You... You are a ghost!
A ghost?
Yeah. Yeah! I'm a ghost.
Oooh!
(GROWLS)
Ah! Help!
I think this might be
the start
of something beautiful.
STARFIRE:
Robin? Raven! Cyborg!
I have some particularly
bad tidings to share.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Shh!
I bid you not to tell them.
You bid me?
Yeah! See, here on Earth,
if you accidently
kill someone,
it's customary to do
whatever the ghost says.
I see.
In that case,
I am at your service.
What noble tasks shall you
assign to me?
How do I know
which clothes are dirty
and which ones should
go back in the closet?
Sniff test. Just hold it up
to your nose and sniff.
(SNIFFING)
(SHUDDERING)
Is it necessary
to conduct this test
upon all of your clothing?
Only the ones on the floor.
As you wish.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Uh-oh! Someone's coming.
(SNIFFING)
Starfire?
Why are you sniffing
Beast Boy's clothes?
The truth is...
Shh!
The truth is,
on my planet,
sniffing dirty clothes
is good luck.
(SNIFFING AND SHUDDERING)
(SNIFFS) Oh! How I enjoy this!
(SNIFFING)
So lucky. Ha.
(SNIFFING AND SHUDDERING)
I told Robin an untruth
and it makes me feel dirty.
Speaking of dirty...
Sniff, sniff.
If you are a ghost,
Why did you hide
under the bed?
Could you not have just
flown through a wall?
Here on Earth... you need
to be a ghost for a few days
before you can fly
through stuff.
(SNIFFING AND SHUDDERING)
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
(VEHICLE HONKING)
One more thing...
It's been six hours since
Beast Boy tried to play
a prank on us.
What do you think he's up to?
Probably no good.
You look awful.
What's the matter?
I cannot tell you
because I have been
sworn to secrecy by a ghost.
By a ghost, huh?
Let me guess.
This ghost likes to eat tofu
and play video games?
I think Beast Boy is playing
a prank on you.
What?
Clorbag Valblernek!
I'd say it's time we gave
Beast Boy a taste of
his own medicine.
(CLUCKING)
(YAWNS)
(GRUNTING)
Ooh! Ah!
Whew! Must've overslept.
I feel stiff.
(BELL TOLLS)
Hey, what's going on?
He was so young.
Indeed. It is not fair!
I'm gonna miss you,
my Beasty little buddy!
At least he's in
a better place now.
Better place? Hello?
I'm right here.
I still can't believe
he was struck in his sleep
by a meteor.
Ha, ha, ha!
Very funny!
I see what's going on!
You guys are trying
to play a prank on me.
Did you hear something?
Okay, if I really was a ghost,
would I be able to do this?
(SHIVERING)
Whoa, I just got a chill
up my spine.
(BELL TOLLS)
Oh no! I really am a ghost!
(SCREAMING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Whoa! He fell for it,
Hook, line and weighty object.
(LAUGHS) And putting that
spell of transparency on him,
brilliant, Raven!
Quiet. He's coming back.
Hold up.
I'm a ghost.
This means I can finally do
what I've always wanted to do
more than anything.
Jump into a volcano!
Jump into
a volcano?
What kind of dream is that?
Awesome! (LAUGHS)
Wait, Beast Boy!
Um, how long
will that spell last?
Not long enough.
Then we have to stop him
before he really does
become a ghost.
Titans, go!
Be careful, team.
Volcanoes are super dangerous.
We're going to have to
find Beast Boy before he
gets to the top.
Look, over there!
-(GROWLING)
-Clearly, that's Beast Boy
in the form of
a mountain lion.
Yo! Beast dude!
Uh, I don't think that's...
-(GROWLING)
-CYBORG: Ow!
(CYBORG GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
(BANGING AND CRASHING)
CYBORG: Ow!
(RESUMES SCREAMING)
Nice kitty!
I was mistaken.
Definitely... not... Beast Boy.
-Are you okay?
-Yeah!
Just a few minor
scrapes and...
Oh, my arm.
STARFIRE: (GASPS) Oh, no!
Cyborg, you are a, a, a ghost?
The irony.
We can't let this
stop us, Titans.
We must keep going on
to rescue Beast Boy.
While this footing
is treacherous,
as an acrobatics expert...
I have nothing to...
(SCREAMING)
I got him. I got him!
Don't got him.
(LOUD CRASH)
Robin!
Guys, check it out!
I can fly!
I finally have a super power!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah! Yes!
(RUMBLING, EXPLOSION)
Careful, there are still
many dangers on this volcano.
Falling rocks, lava flows...
Laser beams.
Laser what...
Where did that even come from?
On my planet,
it is not uncommon
to be struck down by a stray
laser beam from outer space.
We have to keep moving.
Beast Boy needs us!
CYBORG: I'm beginning to think
that we're paying too high
a price to save Beast Boy.
No price is ever too high
when it comes to
doing what is right.
Easy for you to say.
You're still alive.
Why does it appear
the top is coming to us?
Rock slide!
Oh, right, we're ghosts.
Starfire!
As you can see, Robin,
rock slides are of
no concern to me.
Rebbel nibbits!
Well, now that we're all ghosts,
we might as well just fly
through the volcano.
Oh, no! The spell's worn off.
One, two...
-Beast Boy!
-Stop!
-You are not really a ghost!
Ha, ha! Got you guys!
I wasn't gonna jump.
I knew you guys were
pranking me the whole time.
We all just died
trying to save you.
Oh! I am so angry,
I could push you!
But you can't.
'Cause you're a ghost.
(LAUGHS)
Well, that was fun.
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(GURGLE, HISS)
Now look who's a ghost.
(ALL LAUGHING)
This is not funny!
You are right.
It is not funny!
It is hilarious!
(ALL LAUGHING)
So...
What now?
(GULPING)
Ah!
What? What?
You call that a milk mustache?
Amateurs.
Oh, yeah!
(ALL LAUGHING)
You will be okay in
care taking of the Silky
while I am away?
We can handle it.
You will make sure he's fed?
No problem-o.
-And watered?
-On it.
And you'll bathe him
every night?
Can't wait.
He especially needs to be
licked behind the ears.
We'll take good care of Silky.
Now just go.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Game on.
Ten-year-old soy milk.
(SNIFFS) Mmm.
Been saving it
for a special occasion.
That's cheating.
All's fair
in milk and war, buddy.
(CRACKING)
No fair.
All's fair...
(GAGGING)
(GROANS)
(BUBBLING)
(GROWLING)
Hey, has anyone seen Silky?
I thought
he was with you, dude.
This can't be good.
Relax, Silky couldn't have
gotten very far.
We better find him.
Titans, go!
(SNIFFS)
(BIRD SCREECHING)
(CHIRPING)
Ooh.
(BIRD CHIRPS)
(GASPS)
(SIPS NOISILY)
(BURPS)
(SQUEAKING)
(BURPS)
Ooh.
I checked every last box.
No luck.
I bet he's outside.
Titans, go!
Uh, you know you don't need
to say that every time
we go somewhere.
Here, Silky, Silky.
I'm not picking up
any of Silky's biorhythms.
Ah, where on earth
could Silky be?
(MAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
WOMAN: Do you mind
if I sit here?
I am Sonia Conchita Hernandez.
And you are?
Mmm. Do not speak.
Your eyes speak for you.
I can tell someone like you
knows how to treat
a beautiful woman, no?
You would never tell her
her dress was too short
or call her mother a donkey.
You are so different
from my ex-fiancé, Carlos.
You know how to really listen.
He would not like
me talking to you.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
No sign of Silky.
What're we gonna do
when Starfire gets back?
Dudes!
No worries, I'll just hang
with Starfire until we find
the real Silky.
Huh? Huh?
Sure. Genius.
She'll never notice
that you're missing
and Silky's turned green.
Oh, good.
'Cause I really wasn't
looking forward
to getting
licked behind the ears.
Ah! Guys.
Did you find Silky?
Sort of.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SOBBING)
I just never really got
to know him.
And he...
He was just learning how
to talk.
And he said that we were
gonna do a movie night.
Wait.
It's just a molted shell.
Which means Silky is still
out there somewhere.
Maybe Starfire
will understand.
We'll just tell her
that Silky got out.
Or...
You are such a good dancer.
(GROWLS)
(BOTH TALKING IN SPANISH)
Let's go.
You will not get away
with this.
My new boyfriend
will stop you.
(GROANS)
(WATER DRIPPING)
I would rather die
in your arms
than live one day
with that bad man.
Yes, my love. Hurry!
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
(YELLING)
(SCREAMS)
(BIRD SCREECHING)
My hero.
You have saved me
from that tyrant.
Must you leave so soon?
No one will ever be
as special as you are to me.
We will always the day,
and the night, and the dawn
we spent together.
We must be strong.
No, I cannot.
(SOBBING)
I can not live without you.
Please, come back.
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Greetings, fellow Titans.
I have returned.
I will tell you of my travels
but first I must give
the Silky a hug.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Silky is asleep.
Wouldn't wanna wake him
from his nap.
Then I shall just kiss
the Silky's sleeping forehead.
Uh, Starfire, there's
something we have to tell you.
(GRUNTS) Hi, Starfire.
It's me, Silky.
And I love you.
The Silky can talk?
Uh, no.
We have no idea
where Silky is.
I am not understanding.
-We'll help you find...
-Is the Silky not here
with you?
We're not sure where he is.
But you have promised
to take care of Silky.
You gave me your oath.
We can handle it.
"No problem-o!"
Well, we have
the big problem-o.
I trusted you.
(YELLS)
Hey!
(GRUNTS)
How does one lose the Silky?
(SCREAMING)
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-Silky!
There you are.
Now, who would care to see
the images of my travels?
(ALL GROAN)